What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
15.06.2025 17:33

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Me : Sure.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
What are scads fish? What types are there?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : I'm 24.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
Me : No
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : Because it's month of August.
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : Thank you.
He : Tea ?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : I don't drink
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
What's your photograph of the day 1097?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Then let's have some coffee
What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?